Zubair Putkey
Professional Luicha & Crush Lover
Amar Kotha (About Me)
Ei cheleta ekta number er luicha. Tar jiboner ektai lokkho - meye khunja, ar specially Alti ke tar khub pochondo. Bhai tar putkey (mane ass) ta khub famous, tai tar nam deya hoyeche Zubair Putkey!
Sara din bhai shudhu meye khuje ar meyeder piche ghure. Baki ar kono kaj nai tar jibone. Alti ke dekhlei tar mon anonde neche othe. Ek kothay, "This boy is luicha all time look for girl specially Alti."
100+
Meye Proposal Rejected
24/7
Luichami Level
999%
Alti Obsession
๐ Zubair er Daily Routine
๐๏ธ Ghum Bhanga
Alti er sopno dekhe ghum bhange. Phone uthaye first kaj - Alti online kina check.
๐ฑ Morning Stalk
Alti er IG story dekha, sob story te reply deya "haha nice" "wow" "โค๏ธ".
๐ช Putkey Maintenance
Aina er samne 1 ghonta - putkey thik ache kina check kora. Karon putkey is brand.
๐ฝ๏ธ Lunch Break
Khabar khay kintu mon crush er dike. Bhater sathe crush er chobi dekhe khay.
๐ถ Rasta Ghate Meye Khunja
Mosjider morey dara, college er gate e dara, ar meyeder dike ha kore takay.
๐ Proposal Time
Notun kono meye ke DM e "Hi, tumi sundor" pathay. Block khay. Cry kore.
๐ญ Rejection Recovery
Sad song shone ar crush er purano chat scroll kore. 2 ta kanna, 1 ta ghum.
๐ Ghumer Agey
"Kalke new ID banabo" plan kore ghumay. Cycle repeat.
Amar Gunaboli (Skills)
Pro Stalking
Facebook theke Instagram - meyeder id khuje ber kora ar stalk korate ami champion.
Putkey Maintenance
Nijer famous putkey ke always fit rakhar jonno special care niye thaki.
Crush Loving
Meyeder kotha vaba chara amar ek muhurto o chole na. Pure dedication bro!
๐ฎ Zubair Pase - Catch The Pasa!
Zubair er putkey theke pasa (๐จ) berochhe! Click kore catch koro! Miss korle meyeder kache gondho jabe!
Zubair Pase
Putkey theke pasa berochhe!
Click kore pasa catch koro!
10 ta miss korle game over!
๐ฌ Zubair er Porer Bhai - The Gang
Ei holo Zubair er ekdom bisher dosto gang. Ekjon o normal na, shetai tader speciality! ๐
Apzal
Chief Sleeping Officer
Zubair er shob plan er advisor โ ghum e ghum e plan kore, uthhe execution bhule jay. Tader friendship er base holo: Zubair kande, Apzal ghomay! Life goal: 24/7 ghumano.
Rahi
Head of Emotional Support Dept.
Zubair jokhon kono meyeke stalk kore, Rahi sheta shune natok kore. Nijeo stalk kore, kintu blame dey Zubair ke. Expert at giving advice he himself never follows!
Ilhan
Minister of Truth (Unpopular Opinions)
Ilhan holon shei bondhu je shobsเฆฎเฆฏเฆผ sotti kotha bole ar shobai short hate. "Zubair, tui pagol" โ ei ekta sentence e tเฆพเฆฐ เฆธเฆพเฆฐเฆพเฆเงเฆฌเฆจเฅค Kintu shob theke beshi Zubair ke chene, tai ar keu eto care kore na!
Mashfi
Treasurer & Reluctant Bank
Mashfi holo ei group er ATM machine โ Zubair khabar kinbo bole taka niye, pore "bhule gesi" bole. Taka chai, taka dey, kintu hishab rakhena. Mashfi naki bole โ "Friendship e hishab hoyเคจเคพ bhai"!
๐ถ๐ด Choto Bhai - Boro Bhai Club
Jodi tumi choto bhai, tumi blame dao. Jodi boro bhai, tumi blame nao. Shei-i niyom!
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Sahil aka Panda ๐ผ
Choto Bhai โ Boro Trouble
Sahil k dekte choto mone hoy, kintu trouble e she number one! Panda nam ta ese gese karon โ she shudhu khai, ghumay, ar mojar mojar kaaj kore. Zubair er protegรฉ โ luichami class 1 theke shikhteche! Ekdin she Zubair ke oเฆเฆพเฆกเฆผเฆฟเฆฏเฆผเง เฆฏเฆพเฆฌเง, Zubair nijei sheta bole!
Hamza ๐
Choto Bhai โ Special Edition
Hamza holo group er shob theke fashionable "Choto Bhai". Tar choice ektu alag, kintu mon ta boro! Zubair er shathe tar bonding ta ektu "extra" special. Se shobai ke bhalobashe, kintu cheleder dike takale Zubair jealous hoye jay! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐งช Test Your Ex (Toxic Detector)
Zubair er experience theke banano - check koro tomar ex koto toxic!
๐ Zubair Academy - Courses
Duniyar sob cheye bekar courses ekhane! Certificate dibo kintu value 0!
LGBTQ+ Appreciation 101
Instructor: Zubair "Open-Minded" Putkey
Ei course e shikhba kivabe rainbow flag dekhlei selfie tola jay, Pride month e profile picture change kora, ar "I support everyone" bio te likhe meyeder impress kora jay. Zubair er mote - "Ami to shobai ke support kori bhai, specially je meye amake support korbe."
Advanced Luichami Masterclass
Instructor: Professor Zubair Putkey, PhD in Luichami
Ei course e shikhba - meyeder piche ghurte ghurte kivabe chappal khawar por o hashimukhe thaka jay. Bonus module: "Blocked howar por ki kora uchit - A Comprehensive Guide". 10 ta fake ID bonus e dewa hobe!
Putkey Fitness & Beauty
Instructor: Zubair "Thicc" Putkey
Tomar putkey o Zubair er moton famous korte chao? Ei course e shikhba - putkey squat, putkey shake, ar putkey selfie angle. Special chapter: "Kivabe chele holeo meyeder moton putkey highlight kora jay jeans e."
How to Stalk Without Getting Caught
Instructor: Agent Zubair (007 er lojja)
Social media stalking er A to Z. Shikhba - Private account er chobi kivabe dekha jay, story screenshot nile notification jay kina, ar "accidentally" like remove korar fastest technique. Warning: Ei course korar por tomar morality completely shesh hobe.
Rejection Recovery Program
Instructor: Zubair "100+ Rejections" Putkey
100 bar rejection kheye o Zubair ekhono standing! Ei course e shikhba - rejection er por kivabe ghore giye kanda jay, sad status dewa jay, ar exact 24 ghonta por abar same meye ke propose kora jay. Shamelessness er masterclass!
Alti Patanor 365 Tricks
Instructor: Zubair "Still Trying" Putkey
365 din, 365 ta different trick! Day 1: "Hi, tumi sundor." Day 47: Fake ID theke message. Day 100: Tar ammu ke phone. Day 200: Tar best friend ke propose. Day 365: Still single. Conclusion: Kono trick e kaj kore na, but hope is eternal!
Kirtikolap (Featured Work)
Mission: Sunderi Pota
Meyeder potanor jonno amar day-night ongoing project. Result ekhono pending!
Details Dekho →
๐ฌ Bromance: Zubair & Apzal
Duniya ekdik e, ar eder dosti arek dik e! Special stalking partners.
Apzal: The Sleeping Partner
Apzal bhai holon Zubair er main advisor. Zubair jokhon Alti er piche ghure klanto hoye jay, Apzal tokhon ghumay. Etai tader bonding!
Mission: Stalking
Ekhon tader main project holo - "Kivabe Alti ke disturb na koreo 24/7 monitor kora jay". Apzal er idea, Zubair er execution!
Funny Fact: Ekbar Apzal ghumay ghumay Alti er nam dhore dekese, Zubair sheta shune 3 din kedeche!
Luichami Packages
Zubair er theke luichami shikhte chaile, tomar budget onusare package bache nao!
Starter Pack
Noob Luicha der jonno
- Basic stalking skills (Facebook only)
- 10 pickup lines (Guaranteed to fail)
- Beginner putkey care tips
- 1 fake "seen-zone recovery" guide
- WhatsApp DP analysis training
Intermediate Luicha
Experienced creeps only
- Everything in Starter Pack
- Multi-platform stalking (FB + IG)
- 30 cringe pickup lines collection
- "How to slide into DMs" e-book
- Fake gym selfie photoshoot session
- Rejection handling therapy (1 session)
Pro Luicha
Zubair er personal favourite
- Everything in Intermediate
- Advanced IG + TikTok + Snapchat tracking
- Fake attitude masterclass by Zubair
- 1 free rejection from Alti (certificate included)
- "Mutuals er through approach" strategy
- Unlimited cringe bio suggestions
- Weekly "Keno block korlo" support group
Premium Luicha
Serious simps only
- Everything in Pro Luicha
- 24/7 Stalking tutorial (live)
- Premium Putkey maintenance kit
- VIP "Single Forever" membership card
- Personalized love letter writing service
- "Fake breakup story" script for sympathy
- Meyeder best friend ke convince korar guide
๐ฅ Ultimate Putkey ๐ฅ
Legend tier - No refund, no dignity
- Everything in Premium Luicha
- Zubair er sathe 1-on-1 luichami mentorship
- Secret "Crush patanor formula" (still untested)
- Unlimited fake ID creation workshop
- Gold-plated Putkey trophy
- "Professional Luicha" LinkedIn badge
- Lifetime "Blocked by Crush" support hotline
- Free crying pillow with "Crush" on it
Meyeder Reviews
"He literally sent me a 10-page essay on why his putkey is the best. Weirdest flex ever. But he is persistent."
"Sara din amar piche ghure. Etotai luicha je ami block korlew onno id theke message dey. 0/10, do not recommend."
"Tar stalking skills etoi pro je, amar nijei jantam na amar insta te koto gula purano chobi ache, se sob ber kore like diyeche."
"Amar boyfriend er sathe ghurte geslam, Zubair amader follow koreche mall e. Boyfriend er sathe jhogra lagaite cheyeche. Pagol naki!"
"Dedication ta real bhai. Amar birthday te surprise gift pathaise - ami chini o na take. Gift er shathe letter - 'I love your smile'. Bhai ami mask pore thaki!"
"Ami tar ma ke chinbo na janlam. Bhai amar ammu ke phone koreche biye er proposal dite. Class 10 e pore se!"
โ FAQ (Frequently Asked by Meyera)
๐ฐ Donation Section (Sadaqah for Zubair)
Help Zubair to buy roses, recharge phone for stalking, and maybe a better putkey cream!
Buy a Rose for Alti
Zubair er kache rose kinar taka nai. 1 ta rose pathate help koro, maybe Alti reject korbe na!
Stalking Data Pack
Instagram story dekhte dekhte Zubair er MB shesh hoye jay. Support his data addiction!
Biye Fund
Zubair er bishshash ekdin Alti raji hobe. Biye er khorocher jonno ekhon thekei jomaite hobe!
Ice Cream Date
Jodi Alti kokhono date e raji hoy, Zubair ki khawaybe? 1 ta ice cream er taka donate koro.
QR Code Scan Koro
Scan kore taka pathao, Zubair er prem kinar kaje lagbe!
Note: Shob taka Zubair er pocket e jabe. Refund chaile Zubair block kore dibe! ๐
Prem Korba Naki?
Jodi tumi meye how, tahole obosshoi knock korba! Ar tumi jodi amar swapner rajkumari how, tahole to kothay nai! Chele hole dure giya moro.
